Soap is not a condiment
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
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I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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