I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
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I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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