how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
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Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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