Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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