i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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