i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
