Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
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I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
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I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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