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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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