do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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