I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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