I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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