I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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