i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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