I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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