So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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