I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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