The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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