I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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