If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
