Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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