How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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