After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
my being single is dangerous.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I know her cup size but not her name....
His nipple licking is glorious
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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