Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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