i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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