Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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