Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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