Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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