Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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