found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
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There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I would ride that face into the sunset
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