you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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