i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
is wine microwaveable?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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