It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
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Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Randomize