week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
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Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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