yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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