Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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