he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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