I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
high people should be assigned attendants
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Tornado booty call.. dedication
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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