Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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