Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE