at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.