i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
