is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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