have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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