just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
He has the fingertips of a God
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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