What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
