Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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