i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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