is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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