I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
My ass is underappreciated
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