Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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