covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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