glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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