i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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