everyone is single if you try hard enough
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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