We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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