So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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