He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
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All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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